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avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

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alittlebitridiculous:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

I’m dying.

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missionkimpossible:

theres no fictional character that i hate more than angelica pickles 

look at that bitchy smile

i know u were the one who ate grandpas chocolate and blamed it on the cat

i see you

bitch

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missionkimpossible:

theres no fictional character that i hate more than angelica pickles 

look at that bitchy smile

i know u were the one who ate grandpas chocolate and blamed it on the cat

i see you

bitch

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